Duluth needs a mascot

And of course, I'm pretty bummed out that "Creepy Japanese Things" is not a category anymore.

Bridgie McBridgersen! Ol' Lifty! Enger Anger! Steve Skyline (I'm just spitballin' now) or you could do a manga-esque caricature of a large-headed Don Ness!

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Personally, I think all descriptions of the Duluth mascot should mirror the language of the description of Isumi.

"Her clear head is an icicle. Her beard features grey streaks caused by taconite dust. The whitish/brown color on her forehead is gull shit representing Canal Park and the symbol on her chest is the official "Duluth is a Cool City" T-shirt. She also holds a bine of hops for the extensive craft brewing in the region."

Furbee Frank.

A Viking smelt eating thimbleberries?

A walking, talking pothole?

This mascot has all the hallmarks of having been designed by a committee. And yet it works. Why does that never work in our country?

Only the Japanese possess the knowledge of how to make a proper mascot.

Smelt! It already has a ready-made parade!

Overall this town is doing pretty good, but sometimes this may as well be our mascot:

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The genius of Isumi is the headband. Committees can keep sticking stuff to that headband for years to come.

Maybe Chris Monroe would license Chico Bon-Bon to Duluth. He could have a smelt, an icicle, a beer, and all kinds of other stuff in his tool belt.

I volunteer.

Thanks for volunteering Aquaman. That's very generous of you. I've made some preliminary drawings based on suggestions and volunteers. Hopefully we'll be waving to one of these characters at the next Christmas City of the North Parade.