Bat Girl & the Walrus

Wait until next week when they reprint them again.

Nice try with the guerrilla marketing. You couldn't make me read that dog trainer if you printed it on twenty dollar bills.

IC, you should work for a spy agency. Mine. You are dead right. People should also know that the Reader pockets the money sent to them and never forwards the responses. Most people figure this out after a while, but the most desperate and hopeful don't, and it's shameful.

I manage the Reader personals...unfortunately I can't give any information on who the walrus is.  Older personals get eventually taken out to make room for new ones.  All of the responses are forwarded unless if the person sending neglected to put the necessary information to forward it...no box number etc.