Lundgren better be funny…

I'll be performing in drag tonight, while riding a unicycle and playing accordion. Hopefully that will do the trick.

Define "do the trick".  I can of course see where being in drag and the accordion come in, but I'm still trying to envision the role for the unicycle.  Oh, [light bulb over head goes off].

Paul, maybe you should wear your Cooper hockey helmet too. It would be funny and marginally protective in case of a unicycle and/or high heels mishap.

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http://www.flickr.com/photos/marywit/2645046940/ by Mary Witter

Perhaps this is what you had in mind? Except with size 9 pumps?

Paul and Ryan were FABULOUS last night, what a great show!!! I laughed my ass off! I told Mr. Calk about Paul and Ryan's "discussion" of UWS professor emeritus George Gott during the show, and he came up with some stories of his own. .  .

And Paul's book, The Spowl Ribbon, is hilarious. He's like a younger, hipper, more foul-mouthed Garrison Keillor or Louis Jenkins. That'd be so cool, if Paul continued these Happy Hours, I'll bet he could build a fan base a la Keillor.

Ahem, I'm pretty sure there isn't a single swear word in the entire book. But I thank you for the compliments, Calk.

Oh sorry Paul, I must have mixed you up with Patrick McKinnon! You should do a show with him!