“Fighting for Duluth”

Just spent 10 minutes trying to log in just to post:  wat

I can not believe this is for real. I refuse. But it is. God help us all if this man wins.

I feel like an idiot. This is actually brilliant. It had me going though.

This is about the best example of Poe's Law I've seen yet.
Without a clear indication of the author's intent, it is difficult or impossible to tell the difference between an expression of sincere extremism and a parody of extremism.

This is the first time I've heard to Poe's Law and it's my new favorite thing.  Thanks, Badcat.

Oh god, now that song is stuck in my head!!! :(

Allow me to paraphrase for a moment:

"Mr. Horton, what I've just listened to is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in this rambling, incoherent song were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this forum is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no votes, and may God have mercy on your soul."

LOL

Someone please press this as a Split Album vinyl 45 with  Duluth Is Still Afloat (In Our Hearts).

I love it, but it's whack that no one is taking credit for it. What are ya, yeller bellied?

I thought he was running for Mayor.   Does he also have time for starting a cult?