UMD 2014 Homecoming Kegger Video

This certainly takes consumption to a higher level.

I wonder if you could arrive to this event in the spirit of Tom Wolfe's Illusion of the Obvious, wearing a white Kentucky suit, or demon costume and go unnoticed?  It's a tough call, because on one level, the revelers appear as oblivious as lawn-strolling patients from a mental hospital, then again we know they are from Duluth, so it's reasonable to assume that kind of norm-deviation could rock them on a deep psychological level, causing shudders to slam and killing any future invites.

College drink-offs have the been the poster child of idiocy since the days before cave-dwellers, but this is levels-deep retarded as only 2015 can. Webster's dictionary lacks the proper verbiage to describe the mental apoplexy we see unfolding. Twas not long ago you could get away with weird shit at parties, but these bozos would probably call you out if you were wearing 2014 Bulldog gear. I didn't even bother to count the yoga pants.

I think this is awesome, probably because I'm a UMD Bulldog senior, but still, these are some of the only times in life where you can act this certain way for an event such as Homecoming because, College. I mean, you're only in college once, right?