Where in Duluth can a man get some martini’s these days?

I do believe this is the Pickwick.  I'm not sure how I feel about "tap" beer either...

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Not sure if I want a "tap" pint, or some Martini's.

Is that like, like a tap pint?

These sound like some "good" drink's.

Classic Deerstoinker language ala everyone's favorite supperclub's.

Oh when will the pub's and bar's in this town learn how to "spell"?

They! already, "know" how to +spell+; its' their, punctuation th'ats "the" problem?

Is the pub getting foreclosed?

One would hope that this Martini person would feel all right with drinks being so discounted. If this in fact is the venerable onionringery, we can only hope they get a few more TVs in there, that might help stave off the inevitable until they can pay off their creditors ... ones that may be pursuing legal action and ones that have just taken unpaid invoices on the chin.

Hey, what's wrong with getting possessive with your martini?

My wife got a good martini at Hanabi yesterday.  Alas, I seem not to have a mastery of the martini glass since I spilled a good portion of it when she sweetly offered me a sip.  :(  It's ok; she got another...

...and yes. Pickwick is the correct answer. Good job! You win this set of apostrophes to go misuse somewhere. '""

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"What time do you close?"

"Close."

"Um, yeah. That's what I said. When do you close?"

"Close."

"Let me put this another way. How long are you open?"

"We're open until close."

Martini's what?

Beaten to apostrophe.

Has anyone tried Bottles Wine?

These people need to move to Duluth.  Immediately.  We need them!

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