It bears repeating how awesome Minnesota Vikings punter Chris Kluwe is, doesn’t it?

“They Won’t Magically Turn You Into a Lustful Cockmonster”: Chris Kluwe explains gay marriage to the politician who is offended by an NFL player supporting it

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ulam_spiral

about 12 years ago

I created an account on Perfect Duluth Day just to post how great this is.  It's possibly the best thing ever written in the history of time and space.

Cory Fechner

about 12 years ago

Letter from Emmett Burns that sparked this response from MN Vikes Punter Chris Kluwe (@ChrisWarcraft).


View Letter Here

wildgoose

about 12 years ago

Related:  I'm not sure what is better, this spot on analysis of why it sucks to be a Vikings fan:
Why Your Team Sucks 2012: Minnesota Vikings

Or Chris Kluwe's rebuttal:
Why Your Website Sucks, by Minnesota Vikings Punter Chris Kluwe: A Rebuttal

TimK

about 12 years ago

Vote "No" even if every politician makes you want to stay home.

jessige

about 12 years ago

As a diehard Sconnie and Packer fan, it is my fervent hope that the Vikings will trade Kluwe to another team -- any other team -- so I can say how freaking awesome that is.

Seriously, though, rock on, Kluwe. "The Russian judge gives you a 10 for 'beautiful oppressionism'"? I want that on a T-shirt (preferably a green and gold one).

BadCat!

about 12 years ago

That is epic!

emmadogs

about 12 years ago

I am not kidding--I love you, I love you, I love you.  I just checked, so does my husband.

You are great.  That is the best rebuttal I have ever heard.  

Thank you.

wskyline

about 12 years ago

And here's rebuttal to the people that didn't like his use of swearwords, which is pretty great as well, "DISAPPOINTED LEMUR FACE WITH SOLITARY TEAR TRICKLING DOWN TO CHIN."

Out Of Bounds Blog No. 8 - Inquisitive Kitten Pawing at Yarn

BadCat!

about 12 years ago

Even his edit of his words is brilliant! I love Kluwe!

in.dog.neato

about 12 years ago

Now the National Organization for Marriage is calling on the NFL to terminate Kluwe's contract.

I don't get this crap. Idiots carp on about celebrities and their opinions and how Hollywood is eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil...at the same time hanging on every bigoted statement the Motor City Madman spews from his pie hole.

Paul Lundgren

about 12 years ago

And now there's a video from Kluwe:

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