Hey, so how are those allergies treating you?

Mine get so severe and sudden I can never tell if it's allergies or a cold. I guess this graph has my answer.

Okay, I've been working my way through my bag of cough drops today, wondering what I was coming down with.  Question answered.

I can always tell it's allergies when the inside of my skin itches.

Laying down keeps the snot from running and kind of feels like normal breathing. Try it. Have some beers.

Is allergies good for a day off?

You can't really call in sick with allergies, but you can usually get the afternoon off once you show your bloodshot eyes around the office.

My nose is running like a faucet.

What Fitz said. Hadn't noticed mine for a few years, but since I've returned last week they seem to be going off the charts. Fun times. Happy August!