The lack of snow is total bullshit.  It's killing me softly.  And I'm glad someone had the courage to do a thread about it. And for all you santorum out there who don't believe in manmade global warming, do you believe in petrochemicals?  So bring your own bags to the grocery store, ride a bike, communicate with the snow gods by doing the snow dance where you spin mercilessly from twenty feet by your skewered nipples, then pass out from pain and exhaustion, and maybe it will snow again.

Moose94, sunshine and vitamin C might work for you, but I need snow, and indeed, I've taken what I could get, contrary to your foul and egregious misuderstatements that I have not been outside. Au Contrere Mo Frere. I've been the only one skiing MoLester every time it has snowed,  thank everyone else for not doing so, that I could place fresh tracks, been outside for every drop of sun, and to show you my dedication to the sun gods for which you too are so worshipful, will be booking a trip straight through to Palenque,  to demonstrate my sun-love. But F-Star is right, I too moved here for the snow, well, mainly because I had to stay in MN, and this seemed my least worst choice at the time, but that too shall be amended further north, where my chances of being dicked by global warming next winter, or by sex slave traders,  will become slighter.  Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go do a J, and see if the DPD has put that 50 cal up for auction yet. Skate skiing rules!