PDD Ticket Giveaway Clearance

I've been sooo good, Santa thinks I've paid off his IT elves.

From Havana to Duluth on the 13?

Edgeways, I know you've been naughty, but it's a good kind of naughty, so I proclaim thee a winner of two tickets to "From Havana to Duluth" on Dec. 13.

I've been very very bad, in fact, maybe I should be fitted with one of those explosive collars if I break the rules again.

U.S. Senators are not eligible to receive anything from Santa.

Not that good.

Tix to Rubber Chicken, please?

Ironic1, you're better than most. They may not grade on a curve at the pearly gates, but Santa does. Two tickets for you!

Havana DEc 12 PLEASE I have been so good all month!

OK Claire, but you have to promise to be good for the rest of the month. Eight days is a good start.

This closes out the "From Havana to Duluth" tickets.

dink tank please but not on the 17. i've been naughty ruining traditional marriages.

Could I get tix the Dink Tank on the 16th?

I'm decidedly on the naughty list this year, but still hoping that tickets to Old Knifey and the Cutthroats Holiday Variety Show will turn up in my stocking!

C-Freak, I'll give you all the Dink Tank you want, sister.

Oh wow, my grammar is awful on that previous post, could the kindly grammar fairy fix it for me?

Moosetracks, you win, too, despite any grammar issues. Santa does not punish for grammar. 

That closes out the Dink Tank tickets.

AliK, if you're naughty I don't know what nice is. You win the Knifey Variety tickets.

All that remain now are one pair of tickets to Rubber Chicken's "Running (Unopposed) Man."

I have been so good you could eat me with a spoon.

Ramos, the only way I would eat you is with my bare hands.

Let's consider you the winner of the "Running (Unopposed) Man" tickets and call this giveaway madness to a close.