Symptoms that men Paul Lundgren should never ignore

I once saw Paul Lundgren's doppelganger eating out of the garbage on an episode of Criminal Minds.

The Criminal Minds one is kind of funny. The Yahoo! News one is too close for comfort and is freaking me out a little.

The only difference is that these guys don't have the same hairstyle as I do.

The Ween Cover Art Controversy obviously gave Paul really bad back pain.

This has nothing to do with Paul, but I'm terrible with technology. Apparently, the Muppets are now commies? Please open a thread for me someone: "The Muppets Are Communist, Fox Business Network Says"

PDD has a Help page for the technologically impaired, but a post about a theory that the Muppets are commies probably isn't worth the effort.

Thanks Paul.

What makes the Criminal Minds one especially accurate is that Paul used to own that jacket.

As seen here:

Nice one, Paul.

Hope you haven't gone "#3" lately.

Not since the summer of 1988.

Looks more like Ray Liotta

God, even the sideburns bear an uncanny resemblance.

Now I know how Paul can afford to go to every damn arts event in this town.

Paul only goes to events once every six months or so. His army of clones go to the rest of them.

I knew it! Lundgrengangers.

The MST3K bots heckled the Evil Clones of Professor Lundgren back in the 1990s.

Thanks for the real story Barrett. I was wondering how Lundgren could be in 2 or 3 places at the same time. I figured he had himself that turning-back-time device from Harry Potter that Hermione Granger used to pile on a heavier course load at Hogwarts.

Now that I've got winter facial hair going, people are noticing a resemblance to this guy: