Kayaking the snowy banks of Minnesota’s Blue Earth River

If you do try this at home or elsewhere, lean back as you hit the water. I tried sliding down a grassy bank into the St. Louis like this years ago. The bow stuck in the mud under the water, then I flipped over into the river.
Still exciting, but messy.

Very good.

Are those little splashes all around fish? What kind of fish?

The water in my backyard is not nearly deep enough to kayak on or into.

Hell, it's only deep enough to wet my socks through the cracks in my clogs/slippers.

Tease.

This is so MN Jackass-style, only with out the mishaps, poo, pierced bums or paintball ballsac bruises.