Jive Ass Dude Don’t Got No Brains Anyhow

adam Oct 17, 2010 2 Comments

Barbara Billingsley passed away yesterday.

Randy: Can I get you something?

Second Jive Dude: ‘S’mofo butter layin’ me to da’ BONE! Jackin’ me up… tight me!

Randy: I’m sorry, I don’t understand.

First Jive Dude: Cutty say ‘e can’t HANG!

Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.

Randy: Oh, good.

Jive Lady: He said that he’s in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.

Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I’ll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?

Jive Lady: [to the Second Jive Dude] Jus’ hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da’ rebound on da’ med side.

Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!

Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don’ want no help, chump don’t GET da’ help!

First Jive Dude: Say ‘e can’t hang, say seven up!

Jive Lady: Jive ass dude don’t got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!

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R.I.P.

2 Comments

Mary

about 14 years ago 

And just this morning, I discovered she was Nanny on "Muppet Babies," too.  What a lady.

Mike

about 14 years ago 

Not too many people know this, but "Ward Cleaver's" ashes are blowing in the winds not too far from Duluth. After he left the acting business, Hugh Beaumont bought an island near Coleraine, where he ran a Christmas tree farm. His ashes were spread around the island in the 1970s, following his death.

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