"Courage to Stand By and Let Minnesota Drop Further Into Debt, Cut Financing For Education and Support an Unnecessary War For Oil" by Tim Pawlenty
Or is that title too long?
With all due respect to our neighbors to the south, I gotta say the Gov. has been confused for years. He clearly thought he was Gov. of Mississippi not Minnesota. How else could you explain what he has (not) done for education in this state.
If Pawlenty does run for president, I personally hope that as Minnesotans, we help the rest of the nation realize that he vetoed the transportation bill (which was over ridden by his own party) in the year prior to the 35W bridge collapse. I know critics would say that this specific money would not have prevented the collapse, but the "big picture" is that Minnesota was (and is) in critical need of funding a deteriorating and outdated transportation system and Pawlenty simply didn't "get it" until being over ridden by his own party (and the occurrence of a disaster that attracted national attention). I depended on that bridge to get to and from work every day, drove across the bridge 20 min. ahead of the collapse, and living in an inner city neighborhood, went to the river myself to see what had happened when everything was still in chaos. It will be burned in my mind forever - I never literally understood that the word "disbelief" meant there was something so overwhelming that your brain could not process it until that day. I don't want us as Minnesotans to loose sight of, or forget the lesson that should have been learned that day.
Our transportation system was outdated, over stressed, and under funded. This is not even a "left" issue as Pawlenty's own party over rode his veto to pass the transportation funding. This funding was probably "too little too late" to prevent the bridge collapse, but the collapse highlights that the need for increased transportation funding was a real issue - not just "leftist" ideology. Pawlenty was so short sighted that he can not see past his ideology to see the real need. He chose ideology over reality even when the real data was staring him right in the face.
Still not clear on this. So that funding would have been too little, too late to save the 35W bridge, or it would have saved it from the collapse. If not, what does that disaster have to do with the context of the topic at-hand which seems to be "who has a funnier photoshop idea for T-Paw's dopey book cover"?
Am I missing something about his life story to inspire that insipid title. Did he overcome rickets or something? Shouldn't there be a "make a" in there somewhere? Help.
Damn, there are some brilliant cover designers in Duluth! I'm just gratified to know that Gov. Paw - Lenty has been spending the last year at least writing a book about how great he is. Hope it is a big dud like his terms in office have been.
Well, for me, Tim's looks pretty different than how we normally see him. The angle and thrust chest tries to make him look more... er... manly, I'm guessing that's why people thought of the superman mod. Red shirt is a transparent, hey look I'm a Republican. Sarah's is all patriotic jingoism design, red/white/blue, flag lapel. A smidgen more effort and it'd be a Cobert set piece. The first Barack cover may be uninspired, but is pretty solid, not much to say for it either way. The second cover is a little schmaltzy, but at least his body is not foisting itself upon you, nor is it graphically dog-whistling nationalistic.
Well, never thought I'd say this, but Danny has a point. They are definitely taking a leaf from Obama. Except Pawlenty does look a little more like someone stuck a poker up his... well, you know.
It's hard to tell from Timmy's book cover, but I do not think he is ready to work for us, the American people. Look at Barry's DFMF cover shot. His SLEEVES ARE ROLLED UP! He's ready to work for US!
The Audacity of Hope cover doesn't look like it is "patriotic-tough-n-cheesie" like the others. Obama just looks like a nerdy schoolteacher there (he was a prof at the U of Chicago for years).
Story out today that the book got released to Target a week ahead of the official launch date.
May be nothing to this, but given that Target got busted donating a wad of cash to Emmer this last political season it does raise a few questions.
The Photoshop exercise was fun, but parodying the book-release trailer might take some serious effort.
I guess the easy thing to do would be to replace the audio with a Hulk Hogan speech.
Oh, how presidential. I can just feel the presidentiality oozing ... hey wouldn't that guy make great presidential material? Presidential-ness, isn't that something like truthiness? How 'bout replacing the audio with some ridiculous music from a snow kite-boarding trip?
If you say "the sky is blue" with enough conviction, and a movie soundtrack, doggone it, people are going to start believing you. (Notice the lack of "in" between those last two words.)
Wow...can't even finish my lunch after listening to that trailer. Someone, please lend me a sharp instrument to disentangle my innards. GW Jr. is all I can visualize.
Although the content of Bachmann's book will likely be much funnier than Pawlenty's, the cover is not nearly as hilarious -- other than that she sticks with the "always wear red" rule.
"Courage to Stand And Deliver" and Wonder Woman are two of the funniest things I've ever seen. I laughed my biggest BWAHH HAH HAH ever.
So our governor was good for something after all! A good laugh!
Excerpt from Killing Conservative Books: The Shocking End Of A Publishing Gold Rush.
Tim Pawlenty, a short-lived presidential candidate in 2012, received an advance of around $340,000 for his 2010 book Courage to Stand. But the book went on to sell only 11,689 copies, according to Nielsen Bookscan, which tracks most, but not all, bookstore sales. What's more, Pawlenty's political action committee bought at least 5,000 of those copies itself in a failed attempt to get it on the New York Times best-seller list, according to one person with knowledge of the strategy.
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