Perfect Duluth Day’s Seventh Anniversary Tofu Raffle

I would like to thank my parents, my kindergarten teacher (or whoever taught me to write my name), and soybeans. I couldn't have done it without you!

It was rigged! I should have been a winner!

Be sure to eat it all before I come home! Yick.

You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. I can't even win a freakin' pack of tofu. I give up. You win, Lithis. You win.

Firm? Gross. If it was extra firm I might have cared.