The things men do for love

In a tragic follow-up story to Swan’s post from November, Minnesota Vikings defensive end Jared Allen has gotten rid of his mullet. Apparently his fiancé didn’t dig it.

What’s next? Will Frank Nichols shave his beard?

7 Comments

udarnik

about 14 years ago

I'm mourning with two r's.

B-man

about 14 years ago

Frank is not susceptible to influences by the fairer sex.  He told me he quit chasing women, and about the same time, they started chasing him, beard and all.  J. Allen is a wuss for "blaming" his fiancée that his stupid trademark haircut is gone.  Just tell the truth, "it was for attention and now I'm sick of it."  Still love his football playing, just don't care about the off the field antics.

Swan

about 14 years ago

Jared Allen recently noted "The things men do for love. Oh, it starts with the mullet. Next thing you know, you have to throw out your favorite old Skynyrd t-shirt with the holes in the armpits, then you start carrying a man-purse and it's all over."

Frank Nichols

about 14 years ago

Just saw Willie Nelson just cut his hair.

Paul Lundgren

about 14 years ago

And now, there's finally a video tribute to Allen's mullet ...

Paul Lundgren

about 13 years ago

Will the mullet return?

(Sorry, a commercial precedes the video.)


Quoth Allen:
"I want to grow it back. But it takes forever. It's in my heart still. It's still a way of life. Sometimes you gotta do things for love and for your parents and I cut the mullet for my wedding. Hopefully the Propecia helps and keeps my hair from falling out."

Paul Lundgren

about 12 years ago

And finally ...

[img]http://www.perfectduluthday.com/wp-content/uploads/comments/allen-tweet.jpg[/img]



... it's back!

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