Parrty with two RRs …

Oh my god he's sexy.

LMAO.  Sometimes you gotta ask for extra mayonnaise.

Wow.  I think I love him.  Last night I dressed my dog in a mullet wig.  Just for fun.

Jared Allen is awesome and hilarious.

I'm not usually one to admire rednecks, but I love how absolutely confident he is.

He has a bigger head than the average human. which is an indicator of attractiveness, o la la.  And then, his use of extra mayonnaise, which he can use to keep his sexy mullet, conditioned, is well, frugal.  I love him.

Allen has a wicked sense a humor and irrony and self-deprrication with two r's

Allen plays the role of Rambo the Warrior in the latest issue of Maxim magazine.