From the collected works of Dr. Thunder
Act 3: Scene 5
(on the homestead)
Paw: Son, go gets me one of them there keepin’ fixtures from out yonder.
Son: Out yonder? I done thought ya telled me to puts the keepin’ fixtures ’round back, Paw!
Paw: ‘Round back? Well now what in tarnation ya been done haulin’ out yonder?
Son: I done hauled yer shootin’ fixtures out yonder.
Paw: Well shee-oot, looks like ya done mixered up my shootin’ fixtures with my keepin’ fixtures! I reckon I’m a-gonna hafta thinks on this here ponderance…
(Paw pauses)
(then pauses some more)
(Son sees Paw pausing and pauses his own self — which gives pause to Paw)
Son, go gets me my shootin’ gun.
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-Berv
about 15 years ago