Gutter Politics

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I cleaned the gutters on my house today and found, among the clumps of various yard waste, a flier for a school board candidate forum and a slice of bologna slathered in mustard.

Trick or treat?

6 Comments

Ramos

about 15 years ago

Mother Nature correctly filed the politicians with waste and bologna.

Todd Gremmels

about 15 years ago

I think it is more a symbiotic mass of this reality.

Peace

Barrett Chase

about 15 years ago

I think the bologna belongs to Allison Reynolds.

The Big E

about 15 years ago

Off on a big of a tangent, one night a couple weeks ago I got fed up with the amount of trash in the Piedmont ski trail parking lot.  Among the items I picked up before I filled up the 2 grocery bags I had in the car was some sort of court document featuring the individual in question's name, address, phone, DOB, and SSN.  Note to litterers:  at least be more judicious.

Beverly

about 15 years ago

I would think twice before stealing the identity of someone who litters.

edgeways

about 15 years ago

He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?"
And I said, "Littering."  And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, "And creating a nuisance."

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