Hey Hardee’s, are you serious?

That was my thought exactly when I saw that at the Superior Hardees. Yuck.

This is the ultimate laziness.

Also: barf.

I love that they specify that it's Oscar Meyer brand bologna. No off-brand fried bologna here, folks! We serve only Oscar Meyer® brand bologna, for choosy eaters of fast-food fried bologna biscuits. 

It's a great way to start your day: 610 calories, 43 grams of fat (66% of the recommended daily allowance) and 1620 mg of sodium (67.5% the recommended daily allowance).

Here's a printable coupon, if you're interested.

Bring it!  I know where I am having breakfast in the morning!

Lips and naughty bits of animals ground up with s
spices on a genetically engineered synthetic biscuit really starts the day off RIGHT!

I used to like cooking it in a pan when I was a kid.  It shrinks into a cowboy hat shape when you render the fat content out of the naughty bits.

Yes, you must dry fry the bologna in a pan, and, depending on the heat, you can almost get a meat "potato" chip.

Even though I'm from MN, I must say... can you imagine a spam burger?  Ugh.  I googled some pics that looked decent, but still.  I simply cannot make spam edible without cooking it until it's almost charcoal.