You, Sir, Are Awesome.

which class of mullet is that?

I like the part where the reporter wonders whether, if he got married, he'd want his wife to take his name. As if that's going to be an issue.

That was mean. It's just a joke.

I was going to say how surprising this is. He doesn't look like a sci-fi/fantasy fan at all. Oh, wait.

He is smiling the way a 3-year-old smiles at the Sears Portrait Studio.

I believe that style of mullet is called the " Wispy Wookie".