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Swedes in Suburbia: once we were feared warriors

Ride it 'til it's purple.

I think you mean Norwegians in suburbia. Swedes weren't big on the horned helmet.

Ah, I see. Swedes less prone to bezerker lawn care. So much for alliteration. 

Norwegians in North Branch? Yeah... too clunky.

valkyrie training kit

vikings branch into lawn care.

Um, that kind of looks like The Walton Family house in the background & Michele Learned, Mrs. Walton on the tractor.  There is another comment and/or joke in here.

Bret's wife jumped the gun.

Ride a lawn mower that will constantly make longer drives than your favorite team.

Am I the only one that thought the "horn" looked like a little cartoon sperm ?

"I especially like the purple horn on the seat!"

correction : mrs. walton = karen grassle. she does some oldster commercial now. i guess i'm super busted for knowing that now.....

Correction: Actually, Mrs. Walton was not Karen Grassle. Karen Grassle was the mom on Little House on the Prairie. Michael Learned was Mrs. Walton.

"The grass is always greenbayer on the other side."

Feel what it's like to put Adrian Peterson between your legs.

It mows the lawn again or else it gets the hose...

hut-hut-MULCH!

This is the last know photo of Mrs. Lena Oleson, taken shortly after her recent relocation to Superior, Wisconsin.  She was last scene mowing her new front yard on the pictured riding lawnmower, which she brought with her from her hometown of Lake Wobegon, Minnesota.  Anyone with knowledge of the whereabouts of either Jane Smith or the riding lawnmower are urged to contact the Minnesota State Patrol.  A reward is being offered for return of the lawnmower by Mr. Ole Oleson, who can be contacted at his former address in Lake Wobegon.