Any Jacko nights tonight?

Do tell. I didn't leave my neighborhood. What did I miss?

Tonight I will be drinking some wine, wearing a single glove, taking some pills, grabbing my crotch, playing with my monkey, climbing a tree, riding a roller coaster until finally falling asleep in my hyperbolic chamber.

Actually, now that I think about it I won't be doing anything different then on any other Friday night.

you forgot the whole molesting children thing.  allegedly.

I imagine the local karaoke scene will feature a lot more "Billie Jean" than usual this weekend.

Red Star on FRI (Scott Gusts) and SAT (DJ Brotherman) should be MJ-tastic. Otherwise you'll have to wait until next THU at the Stargate for 16 to 20 year-old night to satiate the little freak in you.

as a memorial let's all grab our crotch & beat it