Teach Your Children Well

Does this mean they're  gonna start making dolls with body cavities now?

OMG! It's kind of sad, actually, that we live in a world where we have to pass through metal detectors just to buy some stamps at the post office, and kids think that's normal.

Well, that was worth the click over.

62 dollars?!

I'm a little concerned that the "checkee" is an art-school-androgenous-type, and I'm also a little flattered.

A set like that should be about $15-$20. I see it's not on the Playmobil site, so this must be a retired toy that someone is trying to make money with.

That security dude with the hat looks rather fascist.  I think I've met him at some airport somewhere, actually.

Almost as awesome:  the Playmobil Safe Crackers set that popped up in the "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed" bar:

http://www.amazon.com/Playmobil-3161-Safe-Crackers-Thieves/dp/B0002HY2R8/ref=pd_sbs_t_3

How about the Police van complete with German shepherd attack dog?: http://www.amazon.com/Playmobil-3166-Police-Van/dp/B000P3FX04/ref=pd_sim_t_6

There's a SWAT helicopter, too.

I've just been reading Dinotopia to my 5 year old son as he falls asleep--forget all that "breathe deep, seek peace" junk--I should be using his love of Playmobil to teach him proper ways of living in Fascistopia.

or if you'd rather have your child stick their finger in a beaver, as also suggested by the "customers who viewed this item also viewed" side bar...

http://www.amazon.com/Folkmanis-2651-Beaver-Finger-Puppet/dp/B0006NGVLS/ref=pd_sbs_t_4