Aunts can be great
So can I use my fifteen dollar birthday check for steak dinner ONLY and/or anything I want for lunch (chicken, fish, etc.) , or does the "steak" modify both dinner and lunch? Also where can I get a steak for fifteen buckaroos?
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So can I use my fifteen dollar birthday check for steak dinner ONLY and/or anything I want for lunch (chicken, fish, etc.) , or does the "steak" modify both dinner and lunch? Also where can I get a steak for fifteen buckaroos?
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Posted by: clip | October 8, 2007 11:09 AM
Spend the $15 on Guiness; it's more enjoyable and has more nutritional value than a steak. It's YOUR birthday.
Posted by: purple | October 8, 2007 12:09 PM
Happy Bervday, Berv!
Your aunt still sends you money? You're lucky-I don't think I've received birthday money since I was 18.
Posted by: ms dean | October 8, 2007 01:44 PM
Happy 85th Birthday, Berv!!
You don't look a day over 84.
Posted by: BIF | October 8, 2007 02:30 PM
Thank you, thank you! And believe me, I wasn't fishing for birthday wishes, its all about the grammar of my aunt's check memo. (cough)
Posted by: -Berv | October 8, 2007 02:57 PM
MY great aunt used to give me $2 bills for my birthday. I saved them for years because they seemed special and I felt guily spending them. Then when I was a teenager I spent them all.
Posted by: zoey | October 8, 2007 03:19 PM
whadja get? (btw Columbus Day/Canadian Thanksgiving/ Bervday Bash 2nite @ Carmody's 8:00)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thanksgiving_(Canada)
Posted by: -Berv | October 8, 2007 03:39 PM
i'm wonderin where you can get a steak dinner for fifteen bucks. fifteen bucks is a tip for a steak dinner!
Posted by: zra... | October 8, 2007 03:47 PM
Does the Steak Escape in the Miller Mall foodcourt count? Judges...? And get this: Steak Escape is based in Columbus Ohio, and today is Columbus Day!!! That is f'ed up twisted, man.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steak_Escape
Posted by: -Berv | October 8, 2007 04:17 PM
$15 can buy you around a pound and a half of sirlon at Old World Meats. Way better than anything you could get eating out. That is of course if you have the gumption to grill it yourself.
Posted by: tremolite | October 8, 2007 04:58 PM
from a strictly grammatical standpoint, i would read this as either steak for dinner or steak for lunch. the important thing is, auntie wants you to enjoy some grilled meat.
Posted by: mayday | October 8, 2007 09:05 PM
Maybe she means a steak *TV* dinner.
Posted by: Barrett | October 8, 2007 10:11 PM
Yeah...*sailsbury* steak tv "dinner". With mashed potatoes and corn. And a brownie square. Live it up!
Posted by: Beret | October 9, 2007 05:07 AM
I asked Grammar Girl to come to the rescue. We'll see if she does.
Posted by: ironic1 | October 9, 2007 10:31 AM
While not technically steak, the Hammond does offer it's King and Queen size Prime Rib portions for under $15 on Fridays and Saturdays. Plus, you can have sesame sticks while you wait and the waitresses are hotties.
Posted by: Nathan | October 9, 2007 11:07 AM
Friday is steak night at Old Country Buffet.
Posted by: ms dean | October 9, 2007 01:49 PM
Berv- Don't be such an ungrateful little bitch. It was a sweet gesture by your aunt to give you such a thoughtful gift. Endorse it and put it in the collection plate on Sunday...Or go to Embers on 27th.
Posted by: skud | October 10, 2007 04:58 PM